But the garbage disposal goes out

Bonn -
Warning strikes in public services: On Thursday are still buses and light rail to 9 clock. The garbage goes out on the other hand is: Given the winter weather in many streets are still rubbish.
The city has led to the strike committee discussions and reached an agreement: The garbage trucks are not on strike today. City spokesman Thomas Bockel, "The waste collection will run as planned, because they drive into the last days because of snowfall in many side streets and not garbage there could not be left."
affected by the warning strike, according to Verdi, but the incinerator be. The city also expects that the street kann.Busse drive only an emergency program and light rail vehicles will be affected by 3 bis 9 of the clock strikes. In strikes in the past, the trade unionists have blocked the exits for the municipal utility depots.
Here the whole day on strike: The municipalities of Bonn, Troisdorf, Bonn, Hennef, Bornheim and the municipal Swisttal. In addition, the district administration in Siegburg and in all federal agencies. Also affected the country is operating roads. Verdi employee Eva Kohnke (58): "warning strike, there are also at the Bonn and the Student Wahnbachtalsperrenverband."

Crosscuts by Jürgen Becker

Cologne - In the opening speech, right to dare foreign journalists at the Haymarket, and asked her ears not surprised: What the man believes there for a speech?
The man was Jürgen Becker - kölsch usual, accustomed biting. The comedian was the question of why the right wing want to deploy just always in cosmopolitan Cologne. So far, so imagine the East the focus of neo-Nazi activities.
But then there was the lowest proportion of foreigners. "This is stupid as a hobby in the long run." Continued Becker, "A neo-Nazi in the Saxon Switzerland is like Reinhold Messner in Schleswig-Holstein." As was the multicultural Cologne really appropriate.
 Then Becker also played on the low level of education of the Right: "Here come the like to build in a city where you are too stupid to a subway." So there is some laughter in the throat but got stuck.

Michael Schumacher in Kerpen lets off steam

Kerpen - stimulus figure Schumi! In Italy, the scapegoat for the Ferrari margins ("Schumacher a ghost"), omitted the super-advisor to a justification.
And on the next race in China (Sunday, 9 clock) and Bahrain (April 26). Spokeswoman Sabine Kehm, "He makes his family a few days off."
EXPRESS know where: in Kerpen on the kart! Where else should an Easter trip to go to the Race like? Motto: If true de Kart Familich ...
We meet a dazzling humored F1 pensioners, with the bold sunglasses for cycling without bodyguards on a mountain bike through the paddocks. Schumi is the young viewers tips and autographs. And then the record is itself a champion fan on the grandstand, he looks next to his father Rolf and his girlfriend Barbara to the offspring. For the Bambini Challenge finally drove his talents and KSM team.
And Schumi lets off steam but still: With relish, he smokes a big cigar and treats herself to a beer. Truly beautiful than to stand as a "lifeguard" at the command post Ferrari ...

Rescue, thanks to phone

Düsseldorf -
was only thanks to their phone and detective dexterity of employees to the fire control station on 1 Christmas Day, a 58-year-old woman will be saved. She had suffered a stroke.
The woman had collapsed on Friday morning at 7.40 clock in her apartment with a brain hemorrhage. She made it yet to come to their phone.
But because of the stroke she could barely articulate. The staff at the control center were trying to close out the word fragments in some way, where is the apartment of the woman.
It took 6 minutes, until the firefighters were safe. They sent their colleagues for a house on the street in Delle Unterbach. They looked through the window the woman lying on the ground.
Now they beat a window, pulled out the woman and took her to the university hospital. Without the help of the 58-year-old would soon be dead.

"Now we have to beat Frankfurt"

Cologne - 73 minutes held Faryd Mondragon (38) as the devil. But when the levees broke against Wolfsburg, even the FC-keeper went in with - and later sat on the stone gate post.
The day after the bankruptcy of the 1:3-Colombians his fighting spirit, however, had been on wiedergefunden.Mondi ...
... His Wolfsburg conclusion: "In general, we have made a good game, showed a good attitude. Up to 1:1, we were also focused properly and had two clear chances before itself, in order to achieve the 2:0. If Poldi perhaps makes the shed, the game went. "
Wome ... unlucky: "Right now we just out of luck. As in Dortmund we have already caught an own goal, this time by Pierre. Two own-goals in two games - that's happened to me in my career, never ... "
... The next home game: "wailing use is now nothing. Now we have to beat Frankfurt. Then everything is back to normal. "
... Youssef Mohamad: "Dodo has played fantastic. With the defensive players, I was generally satisfied. I felt very safe. "
... The issue of new arrivals, "Mr. Meier and do make the board all in this respect. Two weeks time we still have. "

Kracher Christ in the stomach with a lot of anger

Dusseldorf - He had in the midfield cast spoiled for choice, Fortune coach Norbert Meier were the losers from the Cup-Ko Eating in a new opportunity. Captain Andreas Lambertz ("The victory is a relief, now counted only the points"), it thanked the coach for a long period of suffering because of various injuries determined by sliding tackle with the ball before the conquest, 1-0, dribbling and many rustic duels. The winger sat down - at least temporarily - well staged.
But Ahmet Cebe, who had already after 26 seconds the lead in the setbacks, failed to Kickers goalkeeper salt, Olivier Caillas hammered the ball just off the post.
"Vacuum cleaner" Stephan winner admitted on sound, built until after the change - and was replaced by Coach Meier by match-winner Marco Christ. He was just five minutes into the game (with a lot of anger in the stomach), heart, and banged Fortuna took the final 2-0 on the road to victory. Caillas: "We have done after the door very hard, perhaps, some thought that that would be the decision. There must be discussion. "

Girls (15) raped, despite witnesses Note

Bonn - Bonn Had Poli cists can save a girl from rape? Eva (15, name changed) had been dragged into Meding Hoven on the open road in a car that was raped for hours by the driver in his apartment.
A witness had been transmitted to the police the license plate. But it did not seem necessary to go to the address holder.
 This would in reviewing all the alarm bells must be ringing. The Opel owner is Chris tian W. (25, name changed) - A convicted sex offender! In 2002 he had raped a 17-year-old, was sentenced to three years youth custody.
"We examine whether in this initial phase - in addition to the investigation initiated immediately - all necessary measures have been taken," said police spokesman Frank Piontek. What exactly is expired on the evening of the abduction, which officials were informed about what?
On 28 February against 22.30 clock pulled the petite Eva Christian W. "On the Meding Hovener Castle" in his car. He had posed as a policeman, who should carry out a persons control. A witness alerted the police, took down the flag. According EXPRESS information officers then led through a short-range investigation. When they found anyone, they drove back - while Eve went through hell!
Tied up, gagged and blindfolded W. abducted her to his house near Euskirchen, in which he had moved in August 2008. For 18 hours he should have kept the young Bonnerin there and repeatedly raped! "He boasted of his deeds," says her father. Two girls he abused in a barn, a 17-year-old who he had tormented with a Stun. "And now that he had such a good lawyer, who would even rausholen after a murder."
Furthermore, Christian W. had his daughter by a 13-year-old says, because he was not convicted. The story had caused a stir nationally in summer 2008: The police took the girl from northern Germany from a house in the Eifel region in which W. was living with his mother.
And now Eva. After the fact, the 25-year-old drove her back to Meding Hoven - without the blindfold. Eva did not forget the path that led shortly afterwards the police to his house, where he was arrested. 18 hours too late ...

The President drivers from Bornheim

Bonn - In May, stands at the next Federal President. Even Peter van den Berg (65) is curious to see who it is - it remains Horst Köhler, or it will Gesine Schwan?
Previously, he was still tense, because the Bornheimer drove from 1972 to 1996 five different bosses - the President Gustav Heinemann (1969 to 1974), Walter Scheel (1974 to 1979), Karl tens Cars (1979 to 1984), Richard von Weizsäcker (1984 - 1994) and Roman Herzog (1994 to 1999).
How is the driver of the President? "I knew the personal assistant of Heinemann, he recommended me." And then he completed special driving courses and safety training. "But can things like privacy and discretion can not learn that you have to bring that."
Had many wonderful experiences van den Berg, how many trips abroad, where he was with the delegation of the President. "Particularly impressive was the visit to Walter Scheel to Pope Paul VI. in the Vatican. "
But the driver took his "bosses" not only to work. With Roman Herzog, he had also controlling one or the other snack bar. The Federal President a sweet tooth? "I would say it this way: He was a great lover of food." Diplomatic we can not express well.

Airport strike: 30 flights affected

Dusseldorf - shock at the airport on Monday morning: Some 250 Lufthansa employees have desBodenpersonals participated in einemvierstündigen warning strike at Duesseldorf airport.
Overall, about 30 flights were delayed or had failed, said a spokesman for the services union ver.di. Betroffenvon the strike action had dieLuftfracht including the switches, as well as the technology and the service was.
The ver.di spokesman for Dusseldorf announced further warning strikes. Already inder last week it had a temporary walkout desBodenpersonals given at the Hamburg airport.
   verdi calls for the workers an income increase of9, 8 percent. Lufthansa had offered modified two-stage Erhöhungenvon 3.4 and 2.1 percent for a period of 19 months.
The second round of negotiations between ver.di and demUnternehmen was inconclusive abgebrochenworden last Wednesday.
Both sides want to trade information on 1 Julieinen new agreement attempts Enterprises.

Fiat 500 - the heartbreaker on four wheels

He is a macho. A small with a giant ego, makes the best, "topless" play its power packs.
A macho in front of the women have to fear anything. Although the Fiat 500C (convertible), your heart breaks (if it needs to release it again), but he was previously a 1-A-lover on the asphalt.
Whopping 100 horsepower make the retro Knutschkugel a brisk road-racer - and because he has just the cult status of its predecessors from the good old 50s, he is a real eye-catcher at every traffic light. For pedestrians and other motorists.
Unfortunately, he - like so many other red-blooded macho - is sensitive to cold, which is why the opening of the hood (goes automatically, it takes 16 seconds) when winter temperatures are not recommended. Unless you have to take the Christmas tree for composting plant.
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Speaking of macho: roars from the cylinder an ingeniously Redesigned sound, you'd think the car is twice as large. But size is perhaps the strength in the interior of the retreaded "Topolino" - even grown men can be far beyond the 1.90-meter in the "little mouse" sit, without dislocating the knee and slipped on.
The boot, however, defies description, a medium sized handbag along with replacement shoes to find a place. Nothing more. Since the macho is spartan - despite the Italian sun in your heart! And the C-pillar is so pretentious big advised that before the turn two extensive shoulder views should be!
Compensate for the interior design with clean lines and a penchant for car interiors, an easy handling in the corners and crisp gearshift. All in all, sympathetic, powerful pleasure-Large, nestled at the woman with delight in the taut leather seats! Ciao, bello!

I was well-paid parking attendant

Cologne - My first money I earned with their own cars. I must have been ten or twelve years old. I was in a parking lot at the Cologne stadium riders in action and took care of the cars of the guests.
Major sporting events have fascinated me as a boy. As it happened, of course, a good thing that my father organized horse shows. Ganz klasse was when the dressage was Josef Neckermann, who later became chairman of the German Sports Aid, to Cologne.
For the Limousine I have already booked in advance a particularly good place in the shade.
The great athlete was also a generous person. The reward even with my use of ten marks. Typically, revenues fell far more modest. Time it was 20 Pfennig, 50 Pfennig times. When it came up even once a mark.
That was during my "second pillar" similar. I made myself useful as a delivery boy in the neighborhood. We lived in Marienburg, and there was hardly any shops.
So I booted after Bayenthal and I shopped for the people. All that I earned, I put in my piggy bank. My dream at that time was a Porsche. For this, I saved every penny. My big moment as a "young entrepreneurs" suggested as an ex-Empress Soraya moved into our neighborhood.
Over many months, hundreds of journalists from around the world was before the House position. For which I then purchased. The could not have gone, also knew each other in the area not available at all. "
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Narumol fans can print shirts

There are indeed men who keep one at first sight, for so fiery, like a freezer.
Josef Bauer, for example. Awkward ungeküsst - and with 48 years. Someone who will always stand in the disco where the miners are long gone to rub shoulders.
But we know that still waters run deep. Especially in "Farmer Wants a Wife." And because Joseph's Narumol not just to impress with beauty, he puts his whole world, at least the Bavarian, at his feet.
Buy a dirndl, invites you to romantic dinner, give her the keys to the house - and certainly to his heart.
"Ikk got a lot of love for him," sobbed Thai Narumol then expected. And as multi-cultural - Catholicism and Buddhism - so beautiful harmony, the two are now the new cult pair on RTL.
T-shirts with slogans such as "Ikk fight through - we love Narumol" running great. The 44-year-old understands the world anymore. But the state has become accustomed to by now: "From the 100 words that speaks Josef, I know about five."

Atom is chief lobbyist radiation protectors

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        Berlin --
Power of the federal government a goat for a gardener? Environment Minister Norbert Röttgen (CDU) wants to leave the reactor a nuclear lobbyists.
Henne is the future, Gerald Höfer responsible for Germany's nuclear power plants.
The job was the 62-year-old already: In 1994, he was right hand of the then Environment Minister Angela Merkel. Their successors Jürgen Trittin (Greens) put him on the air. Henne Höfer went as a manager in the nuclear industry, energy companies later defended against citizen initiatives. And now returning to the old workplace.
"At least negligence is" the former Environment Minister Trittin: "This borders on political felt. This Personnel has only one message: the energy policy in Germany is again determined by E. ON, RWE, and company. "
The outraged Trittin to EXPRESS: hurt, "This decision striking the requirement of independence of the Atomic Energy Administration. We can not entrust a former general representative in charge of the facilities operated by him previously. "
Who is Gerald Hoefer hen? Angela Merkel took 15 years ago on the expertise of lawyers. In the scandal involving contaminated nuclear tank he held the young environment minister at the time back free. After the election victory of red, green, and his deposition hen Hoefer joined as chief representative to the energy company Viag, now E. ON, which negotiated for the atomic Viag consensus to pressure from red-green, the maturities of nuclear limited. In 2004 he went to the bar in Berlin.
In the future will take care of hen Höfer issues of disposal. And, quite tricky: it is to safety standards over the power plant operators represented - that of his previous clients. Now that Röttgen zurückholt Merkel confidant, surprise a week after the minister had responded atomskeptisch.

A shopping center for 800,000 people

It is the focal point in pastures: the Rhine Center of the Aachener Strasse, which extends over 40,000 square meters, combining massive 180 stores under one roof.
Since October, the shopping center shines in new splendor, was created in 1972 but expanded to build again third in sales. "We are glad to have passed through conversion, rather quickly," said center manager Sven Martens (42, father of twins) in the EXPRESS visit.
The huge expansion project was completed in one and a half years and so spared the nerves of buyers and neighbors.
The space capacity is exceeded, with the expansion of the Rhine-center close. "We could go even more than in the air," the Center Manager.
The main catchment area of the Rhine Center includes just 805,585 people, including the entire west of Cologne and the entire surrounding area. 1500 parking spaces have been created for the crowds.
Martens (who was already working in Qatar and Greece) tries his center in addition to the many shopping opportunities (such as a newcomer to miss H & M), an event character. For example, during a recent fashion show held (with Jana Ina Zarrella), in September, attracts a large LEGO exhibition.

Grafite and Edin Dzeko - the gate-Wolves

Wolfsburg - these two - they are the absolute madness. Grafiko geballert VfL Wolfsburg have almost single-handedly to the title. Grafite (30) and Edin Dzeko (23), the striker of the season. On Saturday, both a re-punched and müllerten "while just two Bundesliga record away.
Edinaldo Batista Libanio, shortly Grafite, unscrewed his goal account on Saturday to 28 He grabbed the top scorer gun. And not only that, he also saw the same even for a record, which probably can not easily be cracked.
The Brazilian scored his 28 hits, although he was only in 2092 Bundesliga minutes on the pitch, he was so successful, all 74 minutes. Such a ratio was not successful offensive players. The previous record was the former Bayern-scorer Gerd Müller, the computed hit the bull's eye every 77 minutes.
Wolfsburg's Grafite was on Saturday Tor torpedo. Bremen defender Naldo-Star will be comfortable with circulatory problems gone from the place, because his opponent was unstoppable.
Eiskalt his goal to make it 2-0, then forced the own goal Prödl to 3:0. Finally, he nodded quite Misimovic slope to 4:1 into the net.
With tears in his eyes, the hearty attacker ran after the final whistle with the fans and sent a prayer after the other in the sky. With a Brazil flag around the hips of the clippers Torkönig celebrated double.
Grafite strike partner Edin Dzeko (23) stuck on Saturday, first the bad luck to the boots. Several times, the Bosnians and verstolperte the ball slipped away, but the final chord of VfL Torparty belonged to him.
According to Gentner Pass Dzeko switched its 26th Gate. Thus the incredible Baller-Boys have 54 of the 80 Wolfsburg-season goals achieved. Gerd Müller and Hoeness At that time it had taken on 53 goals - including this record has weggemüllert by the wolves ". Edin Dzeko Loads Up goalkeeper Tim Wiese to 5:1.

Passers are predators in the bin

Cologne --
The flight ended in a dustbin. A 25-year-old attacked in Agnesviertel a senior citizen. Thanks to the help of courageous witnesses of the crook was caught.
The shock it is still a little bit into the bone, my hands hurt, and a huge bruise adorns the upper body by Renate S. (68).
Traces of a fight in front of her apartment. "I came back from shopping, was about to unlock the door," says the lady with the robust EXPRESS. "Suddenly, someone broke in my pocket."
Instinctively clutched the former Ford workers down to the bag. The robber pushed the woman to the ground, dragging with them. "With the breast, I've flown against a bollard," she says.
Then the appearance of the first witnesses. The remaining beutelos pursued the robbers with his car. The crook was hiding at the Agnes Church in a bush. That was the next witness. "Stop thief," shouted residents.
The 25-year-old Bosnian spurted across the street Neusser, and finally ran into the street Balthasar. There he lay down in a dumpster. Alerted the police took the man, who is wanted with an international arrest warrant finds.
Renate S. pleased that so many of Cologne's rushed her to help. And she is hoping for a fat penalty for the robber: "Old man is ambushed a Riesensauerei," she says.

Crossbow will be shown in court

Cologne --
The process to the crossbow is> from Hansaring always curious. On Friday, the expert Richard Gruber led to the courtroom, the danger of a crossbow. It is a killing tool. And anyone who is aged over 18 years, can buy such a weapon.
Possession is legal, the use of a weapon no more than a misdemeanor. Gruber: "The arrow as a projectile reaches half the speed of a bullet from a revolver." And that is just as dangerous.
The sound engineer and occasional crafts Jörg J. (33) had fired in late February with a crossbow on the 30-year-old Hakan. In revenge for an unpaid craftsmen performance. The forensic scientist: "The arrow shot only two inches of the aorta over, stuck in the sixth rib." Had the arrow hit the artery - Hakan would not have been saved from bleeding to death.
The murder weapon was purchased legally for nearly Jörg hundred dollars. A model from Taiwan, tensions the one with his foot. You would need a force of about 65 pounds. Jörg J. is accused of attempted murder. Threaten him for several years in prison
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Johannes B. Kerner joins Sat.1

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Berlin - Sat.1 rearms. According to Oliver Pocher brings the private yet another high-caliber TV: ZDF-all-around weapon Johannes B. Kerner is leaving the Lerchenberg. Kerner changes as the new top-moderator Sat.1 exclusively.
The contract begins on 1 January 2010. Johannes B. Kerner will continue to moderate a weekly live magazine with recent guests and topics. In addition, the designated sports expert ran the newly strengthened "team.
Sat.1 CEO Guido Bolten: "I am very proud that we could again Johannes B. Kerner enthusiasm for Sat.1. He is one of the most popular and most competent moderator in Germany. Together with him we will not only ran the brand ' first-class presentation, but also step up the journalistic skills of Sat.1 more. "
The moderator is looking forward to the new task. Johannes B. Kerner: "Sat.1 offers premium content perspectives in the combination of information, show and sport."
For the award-winning presenter (eg, "Bambi", "Golden Camera", "German Television", "Federal Cross of Merit"), it is a special return. Kerner was a "ran" face of the first hour and presented ab1992 five years, the Sat.1 Sport figurehead before joining 1997 to ZDF.
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Guard against in-Koelsch-Fest

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Cologne - who celebrates is proscribed: Some great Cologne's carnival associations boycott the "Kölschfest" tent on Südstadion. If a guardsman or radio there still in uniform seen again, he is reprimanded by his club board.
The waves were high even before the official Kölschfest opening on Friday: "This is Ballermann Carnival. The destroys our events, but has nothing to do with Customs to "thundered the traditionalists - and lay down for now. Wallpott Markus, president of the Civic Guard blue and gold: "There is an agreement between the presidents and commanders, that we do not support the event. We will not show up there in our uniforms, give the whole not official. Since we are all agreed. "
Prinzengarde-writer Joseph Lutter goes further: "There is only about booze. For example, a tent is not necessary at Cologne. "Do not know what the majority of clubs: In advance, the Party had been involved with the organizer Constantine Brovot that no artist, but only a chapel hall book - so that traditional meetings with admission anyway attractive for revelers remain.
The corps, however, little interested in the tradition. Old Town boss Hans Kölschbach: "We promote the tradition. The carnival has no place in a giant tent. "
Kölschbach also a fear damage to their image of his corps: "We do not yet know whether the event is the largest Boxbude Cologne." Alfred Kroll, managing director of Nippeser militia would agree with this: "We maintain the session Carnival."
The organizers of the festival Koelsch appear unaffected by the boycott: "There are different opinions about this format," said spokeswoman Tina Koch. "But the budget for the revelers are scarce. Even by the Corps tradition, we have already received some reservations. "

The new rights for rail riders

Berlin - Victory for the rail customers! Starting today, new rules apply if a train is delayed again. EXPRESS.DE shows the main changes:
• At 60 minutes late at their destination, there are long-distance back to 25 percent of the fare • For 120 minutes • 50 percent is needed for more than 60 minutes late one night to pay the German Railway Hotel • one expects a delay of 60 minutes , the traveler can withdraw from the trip and get the money back
Changes in mass transit:
• From 20 minutes late may for example an IC o. ICE be used (except as City Night Line trains requiring reservation) • at 60 Min and a scheduled arrival between 0 and 5 clock there are up to 80 euros for a taxi • Up to 80 euros, you have until the last scheduled train of the day and turns out to be the passenger on public transport is no longer up to 24 Clock at your destination can
Conditions and exceptions:
• train • debt cancellation without refund for time not as the ticket BahnCard 100 • triviality to 4 euros

Mock executions at the "Hansa Stavanger"

Hamburg - The hostage crisis on the freighter Hansa Stavanger "is for the 24 crew members more and more physical and mental hell. Since 4 April is the ship of the company, "Leonhardt & Blumberg," already under the control of Somali pirates. And their methods of torture are becoming more violent, as the second officer from Lower Saxony, Frederick E. depicted in telephone calls with his father, Christian.
In the few conversations that are allowed by the pirates, told the 27-year-old from cruel sham executions. "We had to kneel, they joined our eyes. Then they shot just over our heads," Christian's father quoted his son in the ARD magazine "Panorama".
 As an elite fighters wanted by the special unit GSG 9 stormed in May, the Hansa Stavanger, the situation threatened to escalate. "The pirates have long suspected something. They were very nervous, there were 40 heavily armed men on board," said Christian E. later on the phone.
The father of the officer now sounds the alarm: "My son is scared to death. He and the others just want to go home."
The federal government has meanwhile pulled out of the negotiations with the pirates back and leave this task alone, Frank Leonhardt. The problem of ensuring: The owner preferred to haggle the ransom, as a quick rescue of his crew. Apparently the pirates instead of 15 million U.S. dollars to "only" 2.75 million still calling. Leonhardt, however, will insist on 2.5 million U.S. dollars.
Despite the dramatic conditions of on-board closed-Secretary of Defense Thomas Kossendey a violent liberation: "It would end in bloodshed."
Not good news for the crew members, after nearly four months in captivity, have only one wish: "Get us out of here at last!"
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Lady GaGa and Madonna - a beating attack on TV

New York --
Popdiven dispute, and all were watching. Front of the cameras have Lady GaGa (23) and Madonna (51) laid upon heavily.
In the U.S. comedy show "Saturday Night Live" provided both a stage battle at its finest - the two tore at her hair, went to the throat and down on the nastiest insults.
Moderator Kenan Thompson watched in horror from the spectacle of the couch. When both joined him, he had to sit between the two.
Only at the end was clear - all just a gag. Because in the show what it is all about taking yourself to the arm.
Then gave both Popdiven even a kiss ...
Watch the video HERE ...
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Juvenile Delinquency: Police run away

Dusseldorf --
Remember! Chief of Police Herbert Schenkelberg also said in March: "In 2009, the fight will be a focus of juvenile delinquency. We have new and successful structures on the right track. "
But now there is polizeiintern anger over a new "structure". All detectives were youth clerk of the flashpoints in a new City Commissioner deducted. The police run away from juvenile delinquency!
Foci, which are particularly active adolescent Intensivtäter: Garath, Benrath or Holthausen. It was until now the motto that the perpetrators have to fight where they do the unspeakable. "We always have you in sight," was to signal that.
The police has now quietly changed. EXPRESS is a document that the "residence principle has been abandoned." Retrieved from "citizen", the author, "can be no question where the young clerk from Garath who knows his man in person, now working on a new one Youth Commissioner in the Karl-Rudolf-Strasse. A mother now has her criminal Hellerhof scion of the city. That is not in the police sense. The previous system, in which even the youth-oriented, was successful. "
Police spokesman Wolfgang Wierich: "There have been exchanged but only the desks. Youth clerk for their areas which continue to remain responsible. They are now working in a central Youth Commissioner. We are still just as effective and on-site presence as before. "
In the opinions of the police, however, vary widely. The Staff Council had been ignored. Deputy Heinz Engel (FDP): "They are clearly wrong, a huge operating loss. Necessarily requires the presence of juvenile delinquency off the ground and not miles! "